bluegargantua

Hi,

Mostly for larksdream who inspired this last night:

I like baleens and I can not lie
You other whales can't deny
When a cow strains krill through a bony grill
And gives a ripply smile
You get sprung!

Of course, that naturally lead to...

All right
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the whale watchin' cruise that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new cetacean in town
And my sound's ultrasonic and it gets around.
I eat up all the krill on the continental shelf
So just let me introduce myself.
My name is Humpty, pronounced with an Umpty.
Yo Greenpeace, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the whalers in the top ten -- please allow me to bump thee.
I'm breachin' tall, y'all.
And just like Humpty Dumpty
You're going to fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to sing,
My harmony's funky
I'm massive, I like my plankton lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight whaler mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll switch up my crooning with a loud static hiss.
hey yo fat cow, c'mere -- are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm gargantuan
It never stopped me from gettin mammalian
I'm a freak
I like the cows with the boom
I once got busy at the height of a typhoon
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the cow's pants
and I even got my own dance.

The Humpback Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpback Hump, come on and do the Humpback Hump
Do the Humpback Hump, just watch me to the Humpback Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpback Hump.

M.C. Spouts-a-lot
Tom

Hi,

( In which Adjo indulges in artistic expression )

later
Tom

...Which was pretty darn good all things considered (although I did leave my power brick behind and had to have it shipped to me).

[To the tune of Jingle Bells]

Call me Ishmael
Long-winded narrator
I'm clinically depressed
And something of a bore
I signed up for a trip
To keep me sane and well
But soon I found this pleasure cruise
Was heading straight to hell!

Oh Moby Dick! Moby Dick!
The great white humpbacked whale!
Ahab tried, but he too died
Thus runs the vengeance tale!
Oh Moby Dick! Moby Dick!
The great white humpback whale!
If it's a grind, just keep in mind
It's all-e-gor-i-cal!

heh
Tom

Hi,

I'm sorry, this won't make any sense at all and it doesn't *quite* scan right, but, well, you're reading my LJ so I guess you get what you deserve:



They say our solar system is centered 'round the sun,
Nine planets, large and small, parading by.
But somewhere out in space,
There's another shining face
That you might see some night up in the sky..

Interplanet Jesus, he's a galaxy god,
A resurrected savior. from a future world,
He travels on his rocket crucifix machine
And there's never been a planet Jesus hasn't seen,
No, there's never been a planet Jesus hasn't seen.

He's been to the Sun, it's a lot of fun,
It's a hot-spot, It's a gas!
Hydrogen and helium in a big, bright, glowing mass. It's a star, it's a star! So Jesus got an autograph!

Mercury was near the Sun so Jesus stopped by,
But the mercury on Mercury was much too high, so
Jesus split for Venus but on Venus he found
He couldn't see a thing for all the clouds around.
Earth looked exciting, kind of green and inviting,
So Jesus thought he'd give it a go.
But the creatures on that planet were so very rude to Jesus,
He ascended and just left 'em below.

It's a bird, it's a plane! Why, he must be King of the Jews! but it was:
Interplanet Jesus, he's a galaxy god,
A resurrected savior. from a future world,
he travels on his rocket crucifix machine
And there's never been a planet Jesus hasn't seen,
No, there's never been a planet Jesus hasn't seen.

Mars is red and Jupiter's big
And Saturn shows off its rings.
Uranus is built on a funny tilt
And Neptune is its twin,
And Pluto, little Pluto, is just a chunk of rock these days

They say our solar system is not alone in space.
The Universe has endless mystery.
Some future astronaut
May find out that what he'd thought
Was a shooting star instead turned out to be...

Interplanet Jesus, he's a galaxy god,
A resurrected savior. from a future world,
He travels on his rocket crucifix machine
And there's never been a planet Jesus hasn't seen,
No, there's never been a planet Jesus hasn't seen.



later
Tom

The hat came back
It couldn't stay away
It was in the lost and found
Of the place across the way
The hat came back
I thought I'd need a new one
But the hat came back
The very next, very next, Tuesday

Tom