Sexy Times

May. 28th, 2020 02:48 pm
bluegargantua: (Default)
Hey,

Remember, kids, make sure your information is up-to-date when negotiating scenes:

"Two men hired to carry out a stranger’s sexual fantasy of being tied up while clad in his underpants went to the wrong rural NSW address with machetes, but politely left after realising their mistake.

One of the Sydney men, Terrence Leroy, has now been found not guilty in the NSW district court of entering the home in July 2019 intending to intimidate while armed with an offensive weapon."

You can get the rest of the details here.

On another note -- I'm poly and love the poly community dearly but this song is about a type of poly person I meet waaayyy too often (although a lot less now that I'm older).







later
Tom
bluegargantua: (default)
Hey,

An article that everyone should read, because there are a lot of sexy, sexy fish in the sea.

later
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
Hey,

What do I want to be when I grow up?

These guys:



awwww yeah
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
Hey,

So...an NPR parody video. Ira Glass's sex tape (technically NSFW but only in an NPR way).





I'm highly amused...and I have a new fetish
Tom

p.s. Actually kind of an old fetish. I've always thought Terry Gross and Lakshmi Singh were hot.
bluegargantua: (Default)
Hey,

So...an NPR parody video. Ira Glass's sex tape (technically NSFW but only in an NPR way).





I'm highly amused...and I have a new fetish
Tom

p.s. Actually kind of an old fetish. I've always thought Terry Gross and Lakshmi Singh were hot.
bluegargantua: (Default)
Here's a safer sex PSA from France that really speaks to me...

borderline NSFW, but totally awesome )

I have developed a new fetish...
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
Here's a safer sex PSA from France that really speaks to me...

borderline NSFW, but totally awesome )

I have developed a new fetish...
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
Sans Vietnam and all the assissinations, you were the best decade ever!





later
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
Sans Vietnam and all the assissinations, you were the best decade ever!





later
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
Hi,

Tonight I invented a new word...

it's a bit naughty )

Another post-coital production
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
Hi,

Tonight I invented a new word...

it's a bit naughty )

Another post-coital production
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
Hey,

So it's gay season for my OKC profile. Gay guys checking it out, sending me messages, that sort of thing (it actually does seem to have a bit of cyclic flow from gay guys to bi/het women).

I've already gently turned down a very cute guy who was all of 21. "My wife would point and laugh", I said. Which is true, but also...21, cripes, why am I on this stage? why are those old ladies telling me I'm gonna be King of Scotland?

The one I got today is from someone closer to my own age and I feel compelled to post it here:

"I think we should have sex. The prospect of climbing your very tall frame excites me."

I can't fault the man for being upfront about what he wants. He certainly gets a polite response. Unless his profile is stellar though, I'm spreading myself too thin to do more than a one-off and those happen in particular circumstances which OKC does not qualify for.

later
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
Hey,

So it's gay season for my OKC profile. Gay guys checking it out, sending me messages, that sort of thing (it actually does seem to have a bit of cyclic flow from gay guys to bi/het women).

I've already gently turned down a very cute guy who was all of 21. "My wife would point and laugh", I said. Which is true, but also...21, cripes, why am I on this stage? why are those old ladies telling me I'm gonna be King of Scotland?

The one I got today is from someone closer to my own age and I feel compelled to post it here:

"I think we should have sex. The prospect of climbing your very tall frame excites me."

I can't fault the man for being upfront about what he wants. He certainly gets a polite response. Unless his profile is stellar though, I'm spreading myself too thin to do more than a one-off and those happen in particular circumstances which OKC does not qualify for.

later
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
Hi,

It's all about rigorous controls...

slightly NSFW video involving puppet sex )

later
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
Hi,

It's all about rigorous controls...

slightly NSFW video involving puppet sex )

later
Tom
bluegargantua: (It's Good to be the King)
Hi,

So, fast-food restaurants often have large, industrial sinks for washing equipment. They're not generally used to wash people...generally.

The Colonel's secret recipe? Hot chicks. (Moderately NSFW).

I'm more of a Wendy's fan myself, and the effort to construct the set and staff it (at least one red-head required), is gonna make this one pricey, but mmmm...inappropriate bathing scene.

later
Tom
bluegargantua: (It's Good to be the King)
Hi,

So, fast-food restaurants often have large, industrial sinks for washing equipment. They're not generally used to wash people...generally.

The Colonel's secret recipe? Hot chicks. (Moderately NSFW).

I'm more of a Wendy's fan myself, and the effort to construct the set and staff it (at least one red-head required), is gonna make this one pricey, but mmmm...inappropriate bathing scene.

later
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
Hi,

So over the weekend, I discovered I have a new crush:

She's the dreamiest! (NSFW!) )

So yeah, new crush. Hooray!

later
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
Hi,

So over the weekend, I discovered I have a new crush:

She's the dreamiest! (NSFW!) )

So yeah, new crush. Hooray!

later
Tom

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