bluegargantua

Hi,

I'm sorry, this won't make any sense at all and it doesn't *quite* scan right, but, well, you're reading my LJ so I guess you get what you deserve:

They say our solar system is centered 'round the sun,
Nine planets, large and small, parading by.
But somewhere out in space,
There's another shining face
That you might see some night up in the sky..

Interplanet Jesus, he's a galaxy god,
A resurrected savior. from a future world,
He travels on his rocket crucifix machine
And there's never been a planet Jesus hasn't seen,
No, there's never been a planet Jesus hasn't seen.

He's been to the Sun, it's a lot of fun,
It's a hot-spot, It's a gas!
Hydrogen and helium in a big, bright, glowing mass. It's a star, it's a star! So Jesus got an autograph!

Mercury was near the Sun so Jesus stopped by,
But the mercury on Mercury was much too high, so
Jesus split for Venus but on Venus he found
He couldn't see a thing for all the clouds around.
Earth looked exciting, kind of green and inviting,
So Jesus thought he'd give it a go.
But the creatures on that planet were so very rude to Jesus,
He ascended and just left 'em below.

It's a bird, it's a plane! Why, he must be King of the Jews! but it was:
Interplanet Jesus, he's a galaxy god,
A resurrected savior. from a future world,
he travels on his rocket crucifix machine
And there's never been a planet Jesus hasn't seen,
No, there's never been a planet Jesus hasn't seen.

Mars is red and Jupiter's big
And Saturn shows off its rings.
Uranus is built on a funny tilt
And Neptune is its twin,
And Pluto, little Pluto, is just a chunk of rock these days

They say our solar system is not alone in space.
The Universe has endless mystery.
Some future astronaut
May find out that what he'd thought
Was a shooting star instead turned out to be...

Interplanet Jesus, he's a galaxy god,
A resurrected savior. from a future world,
He travels on his rocket crucifix machine
And there's never been a planet Jesus hasn't seen,
No, there's never been a planet Jesus hasn't seen.

later
Tom