With so many apologies to Shel Silverstein

[bluegargantua]

For Sale

One fiance for sale!
One fiance for sale!
One maddening and wiseass fiance for sale!
I'm really not kidding,
So who'll start the bidding?
Do I hear a dollar?
A nickel?
A penny?
Oh, isn't there, isn't there, isn't there any
One kid who will buy this old fiance for sale,
This maddening and wiseass fiance for sale?

"We could give the cat a little computer hat to raise its intelligence so it knows why it can't sleep on the bed. Alternatively, we could shave the cat! Lather her all up and then *schwoop*! Naked cat!"
Tom

p.s. If it's not obvious, I'm the fiance up for sale....

Comments

[mazianni.livejournal.com]

p.s. If it's not obvious, I'm the fiance up for sale....

I was checking the contents of my coin jars until I read that.

[invader-haywire.livejournal.com]

Me too... asciikitty is hot

[asciikitty.livejournal.com]

*blush*

[redfishie.livejournal.com]

so why are you up for sale today?

[asciikitty.livejournal.com]

me: "I'm allergic to the damn cat"

him: "that bit about shaving it."

me, to A: "hey, you want another kid? he's potty trained"

[redfishie.livejournal.com]

ah i see...

yeah i can see whyfor the selling.
why don't you just rent him out instead, much more profitable long term.

[taura-g.livejournal.com]

I could see that... I don't really need to own another, but renting one might be in the budget... ;-)

[asciikitty.livejournal.com]

hmmm... it's a possibilty... ;)

[owlsamantha.livejournal.com]

Love the props to Shel Silverstein :D

[mikecap.livejournal.com]

I'm all about the shaved cat. But you don't want to marry me!! :~(

[jhim.livejournal.com]

How much for just a weekend?

Anything interesting going on in Boston this weekend?

[bluegargantua]

Not much. We're going out to Western MA for a friend's baby shower.

later
Tom

Ideas...

[ladypantherrr.livejournal.com]

If you're allergic to the kitty:
1) there is special shampoo to wash kitty with to reduce it's allergenicity, if it will tolerate it.
2) Oreck makes a super duper ionizing air filter, that is quiet that you could put in your bedroom.
3) You could go to a chinese medicine practitioner and get a combo of acupuncture and herbs to deal with the allergies.
4) You could go get allergy shots to deal with the kitty.

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Oh... hrmmm, I guess I could put a rental offer in on you, but, you know how little time I have, and you know I wouldn't actually buy you... You're someone else's property: your own! lol...