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bluegargantuaFor Sale
One fiance for sale!
One fiance for sale!
One maddening and wiseass fiance for sale!
I'm really not kidding,
So who'll start the bidding?
Do I hear a dollar?
A nickel?
A penny?
Oh, isn't there, isn't there, isn't there any
One kid who will buy this old fiance for sale,
This maddening and wiseass fiance for sale?
"We could give the cat a little computer hat to raise its intelligence so it knows why it can't sleep on the bed. Alternatively, we could shave the cat! Lather her all up and then *schwoop*! Naked cat!"
Tom
p.s. If it's not obvious, I'm the fiance up for sale....
One fiance for sale!
One fiance for sale!
One maddening and wiseass fiance for sale!
I'm really not kidding,
So who'll start the bidding?
Do I hear a dollar?
A nickel?
A penny?
Oh, isn't there, isn't there, isn't there any
One kid who will buy this old fiance for sale,
This maddening and wiseass fiance for sale?
"We could give the cat a little computer hat to raise its intelligence so it knows why it can't sleep on the bed. Alternatively, we could shave the cat! Lather her all up and then *schwoop*! Naked cat!"
Tom
p.s. If it's not obvious, I'm the fiance up for sale....
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Ideas...
Date: 2005-11-11 09:59 pm (UTC)1) there is special shampoo to wash kitty with to reduce it's allergenicity, if it will tolerate it.
2) Oreck makes a super duper ionizing air filter, that is quiet that you could put in your bedroom.
3) You could go to a chinese medicine practitioner and get a combo of acupuncture and herbs to deal with the allergies.
4) You could go get allergy shots to deal with the kitty.
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Oh... hrmmm, I guess I could put a rental offer in on you, but, you know how little time I have, and you know I wouldn't actually buy you... You're someone else's property: your own! lol...