bluegargantua

[regarding the image on my whiteboard]

"So...it's a Pilgrim pirate?"

"No, there's a skull on the main sail and it seemed like he needed a little hat so I put the hat on the sail above the main sail."

"It looks like a Pilgrim hat."

"You know what, you're right, they are Pilgrim Pirates. They sail the seven seas and plunder the ships of witches. Then they burn the witch ships."

"Wait. Don't witches float? Why would they need a ship?"

"Ah, the ships are made from witches. And because of their unnatural witch-y buoyancy, they can hold lots of valuable cargo. So it's Pilgram Pirates chasing down the Witch Ships."

later
Tom