It's a mean street
Aug. 25th, 2007 07:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bluegargantuaHey,
So you remember the opening scene in Pulp Fiction where Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta are in the car driving to their hit and discussing the state of Fast Food in Europe?
Now imagine that it's Bert and Earnie...
"They don't have a Quarter Pounder in France?"
"Nah, Bert, they're on the metric system, they wouldn't know what a fuckin' quarter pound was. They call it a Royale with Cheese."
"A Royale with Cheese. What do they call a Whopper?"
"I dunno, Bert, I never went to a motherfuckin' Burger King."
"Does Big Bird look like a bitch!?!?"
Tom
So you remember the opening scene in Pulp Fiction where Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta are in the car driving to their hit and discussing the state of Fast Food in Europe?
Now imagine that it's Bert and Earnie...
"They don't have a Quarter Pounder in France?"
"Nah, Bert, they're on the metric system, they wouldn't know what a fuckin' quarter pound was. They call it a Royale with Cheese."
"A Royale with Cheese. What do they call a Whopper?"
"I dunno, Bert, I never went to a motherfuckin' Burger King."
"Does Big Bird look like a bitch!?!?"
Tom
