Attention Coffee Drinkers!

[bluegargantua]

Hi,

Tired of drinking 600 cups of joe to get you going every day?

Perhaps you should try The Black Blood of the Earth! It's a cold steeped, triple vacuum extraction distillate of pure coffee essence. Estimates are that 100ml of this stuff is caffeine equivalent to a gallon of coffee.

so have just the one, eh?
Tom

Comments

Dude!

[drwex]

That's funny. What's even more funny was that a substance called "Black Blood of the Earth" was a plot device in my D&D campaign a while ago. I'm totally sending that link to my players.