Clash of the titans...

[bluegargantua]

"Look, if you want to date me you have to defeat my seven evil exes."

"You have seven evil ex-boyfriends?"

"Seven evil exes, yes."

"And I have to fight--"

"Defeat."

"And I have to defeat your seven evil exes?"

"Pretty much."

"Good Grief!"

later
Tom

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[etherial.livejournal.com]

Of course, it's 18 if you cross state lines to do it.