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That did not just happen.

So, I go into the bathroom to, well, take a leak. Thorn, our cat, follows me into the bathroom because, hey, I might put out some more food or something.

So I'm standing there, doing my business and the cat leaps up onto the sink next to the toilet. Now, this isn't terribly unusual, the cat always seems to like watching the process. But tonight, Thorn just reaches out and bats at the stream.

She was not terribly impressed. Considering that this is also the cat who tends to pee in inappropriate places, I'm starting to wonder if Thorn has some golden showers fetish.

Which would be about par for my life...
Tom

Date: 2009-07-14 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bonisagus.livejournal.com
Your cat is German?

Your cat is an amateur

Date: 2009-07-14 01:15 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] drwex
My ex-wife's cat, whose full name was "My Cat Has Sushi For Brains", used to like to jump into the toilet.

Well, more to the point she liked to jump ONTO the toilet and didn't so much bother to see if the seat lid was up or down. Or even if someone was doing his business at the time!

I learned to use the toilet sitting down, always, AND to make sure the cat was out of the bathroom when I stood up because, really, there is VERY LITTLE you want to hear less than a SPLOOSH from behind you as you stand up to reach for the toilet paper.

Date: 2009-07-20 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fortryll.livejournal.com
I just saw this. Your cats are freaks.

This, of course, coming from the owner of a 13 year old, 18 lb cat who is channeling an old Long Island Jewish woman with a raspy voice and a craving for mer-lot.

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