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In the grand tradition...
Mar. 10th, 2010 01:20 pmHey,
Who would win in a fight: Snoopy vs. Dogbert?
First off, the correct answer, as always, is Batman.
Having said that, I would be inclined to back Snoopy over Dogbert. Dogbert is pretty clever and manipulative, but that's only because his opponents to date have pretty much all been humans (or other animals shown to be as dumb as humans such as Ratbert or Bob the Dinosaur). Snoopy may think he's people, but he consistently acts in a way that other humans can never really anticipate or explain. No matter how serious he is in his endeavors, he's also willing to throw it all away on something frivolous. Dogbert's usual bag of dirty tricks have nothing to get a grip on. Indeed, Snoopy is likely to play with the very concept of a fight rendering any victories Pyrrhic at best.
If Dogbert has any advantage it's that he's likely to resort to physical violence whilst Snoopy tends to shy from conflict (outside of WWI aerial dogfights...which he's really awful at).
But I welcome thoughts from the peanut gallery.
later
Tom
Who would win in a fight: Snoopy vs. Dogbert?
First off, the correct answer, as always, is Batman.
Having said that, I would be inclined to back Snoopy over Dogbert. Dogbert is pretty clever and manipulative, but that's only because his opponents to date have pretty much all been humans (or other animals shown to be as dumb as humans such as Ratbert or Bob the Dinosaur). Snoopy may think he's people, but he consistently acts in a way that other humans can never really anticipate or explain. No matter how serious he is in his endeavors, he's also willing to throw it all away on something frivolous. Dogbert's usual bag of dirty tricks have nothing to get a grip on. Indeed, Snoopy is likely to play with the very concept of a fight rendering any victories Pyrrhic at best.
If Dogbert has any advantage it's that he's likely to resort to physical violence whilst Snoopy tends to shy from conflict (outside of WWI aerial dogfights...which he's really awful at).
But I welcome thoughts from the peanut gallery.
later
Tom
