Nature's Defense Mechanisms

Hi,

So in my dream last night, I'm watching this nature show and there's this chimpanzee who's picking on this other, smaller monkey (not a chimp, a monkey of some kind). The monkey, however, has a clever defensive strategy. The monkey eats a lot of these grub-like caterpillars. So when the chimp comes around, the monkey grabs a bunch of caterpillars and starts dumping them on the chimp. Being covered in sticky, writhing bugs that will be a bitch to groom out completely freaks out the chimp and he runs away.

Good going monkey!
Tom

Nature's Defense Mechanisms

Hi,

So in my dream last night, I'm watching this nature show and there's this chimpanzee who's picking on this other, smaller monkey (not a chimp, a monkey of some kind). The monkey, however, has a clever defensive strategy. The monkey eats a lot of these grub-like caterpillars. So when the chimp comes around, the monkey grabs a bunch of caterpillars and starts dumping them on the chimp. Being covered in sticky, writhing bugs that will be a bitch to groom out completely freaks out the chimp and he runs away.

Good going monkey!
Tom

My next D&D character

One other funny anecdote from the weekend:

A guy was talking about his game and how he'd come up with this Austrian Necromancer, who had this creepy, Freud-like accent and manner.

But I misheard him and thought he said he'd made an Australian Necromancer.

Which naturally led to:

"Crikey! E's a stropy ol' ghoul isn't he? Now this ghoul's powerful bite contains a paralyzin' venom that makes short work of most adventurers. I'm gonna prod him with a stick and see what happens!"

heh
Tom

My next D&D character

One other funny anecdote from the weekend:

A guy was talking about his game and how he'd come up with this Austrian Necromancer, who had this creepy, Freud-like accent and manner.

But I misheard him and thought he said he'd made an Australian Necromancer.

Which naturally led to:

"Crikey! E's a stropy ol' ghoul isn't he? Now this ghoul's powerful bite contains a paralyzin' venom that makes short work of most adventurers. I'm gonna prod him with a stick and see what happens!"

heh
Tom

Zippity-Boppity-EWWWW!

Hi,

(yeah, I'm Posty McPostsalot)

You're my fairy godmother?

well..."fairy" maybe...
Tom

p.s. generally though, the illustrations are fascinating

Zippity-Boppity-EWWWW!

Hi,

(yeah, I'm Posty McPostsalot)

You're my fairy godmother?

well..."fairy" maybe...
Tom

p.s. generally though, the illustrations are fascinating