My next D&D character

[bluegargantua]

One other funny anecdote from the weekend:

A guy was talking about his game and how he'd come up with this Austrian Necromancer, who had this creepy, Freud-like accent and manner.

But I misheard him and thought he said he'd made an Australian Necromancer.

Which naturally led to:

"Crikey! E's a stropy ol' ghoul isn't he? Now this ghoul's powerful bite contains a paralyzin' venom that makes short work of most adventurers. I'm gonna prod him with a stick and see what happens!"

heh
Tom

Comments

[purple-dj.livejournal.com]

You are a silly, funny man, and I'm glad to know you.

[drwex]

For a while it was de rigeur in VPM that every character have some kind of accent. I swear I didn't start, promote, or even suggest this.

[shogunhb.livejournal.com]

Crocodile Hunter makes every occupation funnier.