Jun. 4th, 2006

bluegargantua: (Default)
Hi,

"OK, so after playing skee-ball tonight we've got 40 tickets."

"What can we get for 40 tickets?"

*peruses display* "Not much...we can't even get a deck of playing cards..."

"We could save them for the next time we come here."

"I don't come here frequently enough to make that worthwhile. Besides, I don't want to devote my life to collecting enough skee-ball tickets to purchase a novelty oversized calculator or a mountain bike. No, let's just get cheap crap and be happy."

"So...what can we get?"

"Well, we can get a paddleball toy and a set of plastic vampire fangs."

"OK."

"You should get the Vampire fangs -- I like vampire girls."

"And you get the paddleball toy?"

"Yes, I'll be the hapless Englishman out in the dead of night playing paddleball and you can be the hot vampire girl who bites me on the neck."

*laugh* "I like this plan."

[faux British accent] "Good heavens! I hope a chap can just persue his innocent paddleball hobby in peace out here in Transylvania! I'd be ever so put out if a she-vampire were to fall upon me and bite my neck..."

*bite*

"Oh dear..."

Yup. That's what gets me hot. I'm the paddleball-playing Englishman and she's a vampire...who can't really enunciate with those stupid fangs in. mmmm...hot.

Power Dynamics? Goofy. Definately goofy.
Tom
bluegargantua: (Default)
Hi,

"OK, so after playing skee-ball tonight we've got 40 tickets."

"What can we get for 40 tickets?"

*peruses display* "Not much...we can't even get a deck of playing cards..."

"We could save them for the next time we come here."

"I don't come here frequently enough to make that worthwhile. Besides, I don't want to devote my life to collecting enough skee-ball tickets to purchase a novelty oversized calculator or a mountain bike. No, let's just get cheap crap and be happy."

"So...what can we get?"

"Well, we can get a paddleball toy and a set of plastic vampire fangs."

"OK."

"You should get the Vampire fangs -- I like vampire girls."

"And you get the paddleball toy?"

"Yes, I'll be the hapless Englishman out in the dead of night playing paddleball and you can be the hot vampire girl who bites me on the neck."

*laugh* "I like this plan."

[faux British accent] "Good heavens! I hope a chap can just persue his innocent paddleball hobby in peace out here in Transylvania! I'd be ever so put out if a she-vampire were to fall upon me and bite my neck..."

*bite*

"Oh dear..."

Yup. That's what gets me hot. I'm the paddleball-playing Englishman and she's a vampire...who can't really enunciate with those stupid fangs in. mmmm...hot.

Power Dynamics? Goofy. Definately goofy.
Tom

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