Leavin' on a jet plane...
Aug. 31st, 2006 09:10 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bluegargantuaHi,
And so we bid a fond farewell to sunny-ish London!
We'll be back in the states tonight at 10pm CST. That's right, CST. We're flying back to Nebraska for a reception with my side of the family this Labor Day weekend.
Will I survive the coach flight home?
Will I be allowed to read a book on the flight?
Will my stacks of European porn get confiscated by customs?
Will there be any luggage for customs to confiscate?
Will my relations comment on my tattoos?
Will Annie's folks discuss their hilarous superstitious beliefs in "evolution" or "communism"?
Y'know what? None of that matters! Why? Because I've got a 5-pound note in my pocket. When I get back, I'll convert it to US greenbacks. At the current conversion rate, that means I'll get back about 20-million dollars.
Anyway, I'll post more when I'm back in the hinterlands and I'll see more of you next week!
later
Tom
And so we bid a fond farewell to sunny-ish London!
We'll be back in the states tonight at 10pm CST. That's right, CST. We're flying back to Nebraska for a reception with my side of the family this Labor Day weekend.
Will I survive the coach flight home?
Will I be allowed to read a book on the flight?
Will my stacks of European porn get confiscated by customs?
Will there be any luggage for customs to confiscate?
Will my relations comment on my tattoos?
Will Annie's folks discuss their hilarous superstitious beliefs in "evolution" or "communism"?
Y'know what? None of that matters! Why? Because I've got a 5-pound note in my pocket. When I get back, I'll convert it to US greenbacks. At the current conversion rate, that means I'll get back about 20-million dollars.
Anyway, I'll post more when I'm back in the hinterlands and I'll see more of you next week!
later
Tom
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Date: 2006-08-31 03:48 pm (UTC)(if you found a bong tree you probably shouldn't post about it.)