I wish...

[bluegargantua]

...Dell shipped a machine with 200 gigs of meticulously organized porn striped to a three disk RAID....

*sigh*
Tom

Comments

[purple-dj.livejournal.com]

We were sitting around here at work once, trying to discuess ways to add value to our drives and distinguish ourselves in the market. The idea was suggested of pre-loading the drives with high quality porn at the factory.

While we all agreed that this would probably increase drive sales, there was no way we were going to get this pushed through management.

[dirkcjelli.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the "X drive" would go over well in the european market...

(which could stomach such things, me thinks)

[mpgalvin.livejournal.com]

it would sell a bit, and then get torrented along with everything else.