bluegargantua

Hi,

So, kadath recently reviewed a book on the coming apocalypse by a first-rate crackpot (ancient astronauts, vast alien conspiracies, the works). Which got me thinking about the Internet's favorite crackpot, Gene Ray and his Time Cube.

Alas, Mr. Ray has finally slid off the rails into homophobia and anti-Semitism. In the latest ramblings (still at timecube.com), he mocks people for worshiping a "queer, dead jew". Obviously queers are wrong because:

"Mom and Dad OPPOSITES occur simultaneously with a baby birth - with a potential for creating opposite sexes - existing only as opposites & a zero value existence - that cancel to naught as an entity."

I'm not quite sure what's up with the Jew thing. Maybe they're part of the SINGULARITY BROTHERHOOD or something.

I also like his take on Genesis:

"Why do you worship such a stupid God? Do you really believe that your Jew God screwed a hole in the ground to create Adam and Eve out of dirt, at the same time that woman existed in the nation of NOD, Nation of Damsels from where Cain got wife? Adam and Eve were created at the same time, but sexless. A rib was removed from eve and a hole left to make a woman of her. The rib was stuck on Adam to make a man of him - and Eve is still trying to get her rib back."

I'd say that Mr. Ray's understanding of anatomy is a little off, but perhaps I'm just too ignorant to see our 4-SIDED CUBIC-OPPOSITE STRUCTURE.

Anyhoo...I really hope he gets some help soon...
Tom

Babeo!

We screwed up when we bought the house! We overlooked some very critical information!

I wonder if it's too late to give it back...

Also, Mikey? The above link is the short explanation of the Sturgis St. place...

later
Tom

I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream.

Um...I suppose it's safe for work, but you'll have to answer a lot of questions from your co-workers so....yeah.

later
Tom

becuase I can't do this.

Tom

...and this is my weapon.

heh
Tom

Hi,

Mythos Sketch Comedy....no, really

later
Tom

Hi,

I'm sharing some more video love.

This time, it's a series of shorts. The show is from Japan, but it's fully rendered in 3-D computer animation so it doesn't quite look like it's from Japan.

The story? Oh, there's this circus in the middle of nowhere and Popee, his masked wolf companion and their Harlequin-esque circus boss all try to do various circus stunts and wind up wreaking cartoon violence on one another. Again, it's "safe" for work, but you probably don't want to explain it to your cow-orkers.

Just follow the link and start anywhere you please.

Popee is my new Shune
Tom

Hi,

For reasons which I don't care to speculate upon (and which are unimportant in any event), I have a fair number of friends who enjoy somewhat..."kinky" sex.

It is for those friends that I present the following "completely safe for work, but you'll get strange looks" video:

Paddling the Pussy

I *really* wish I knew what instruments were being employed here as they might make fine Valentine's Day gifts for certain people I know...

video courtesy of Mr mikecap
Tom

Professional female pillow fighters!

Tom

Here's what it all comes down to:

Ask a stupid question, get a highly detailed explanation.

To wit:

How much sunlight would it take to throw a dude into a wall? (pdf file)

Dr. Light fans should take notice -- that mofo has some serious power at his disposal.

later
Tom