bluegargantua

That did not just happen.

So, I go into the bathroom to, well, take a leak. Thorn, our cat, follows me into the bathroom because, hey, I might put out some more food or something.

So I'm standing there, doing my business and the cat leaps up onto the sink next to the toilet. Now, this isn't terribly unusual, the cat always seems to like watching the process. But tonight, Thorn just reaches out and bats at the stream.

She was not terribly impressed. Considering that this is also the cat who tends to pee in inappropriate places, I'm starting to wonder if Thorn has some golden showers fetish.

Which would be about par for my life...
Tom

Hey,

So a few nights ago I bought some strawberry ice cream home and the wife had some. But you know how ice cream from the store can be kinda hard and you go to lever out a piece and it pops out of the carton onto the floor?

Yeah that.

So the cats had their first taste of strawberry ice cream. And after gobbling up the scoop that hit the floor they were quick to surround Annie in hopes that another "accident" might occur. They were really persistent.

Last night, I get out the last of the ice cream and sit down on the couch to finish it off and apparently the cats know what strawberry ice cream smells like because Thorn comes dashing in and is all over me with an affectionate intensity you don't get from a cat unless they want something.

So yeah, our cats like strawberry ice cream
Tom

Hi,

Happy holidays.

I appear to be playing fetch with Thorn.

These cats...
Tom

Dear Thorn:

I know, I know, big new house and crazy mad life-changes yo. And, to be fair, the plastic garbage bag might have "seemed" like you could ruck it up the way you do litter. But you weren't even 2 feet away from the actual litterbox. Let's try and make an effort next time, hey?

Love,
Tom