bluegargantua

Hi,

( Fun robot video behind cut. For once, this is totally safe for work. I know, I know, smut tomorrow, comedy tonight. )

later
Tom

Hi,

Your mom clicked on my link.

that is all
Tom

"We've replaced this man's fine gourmet coffee with S. A. Wilson's Therapy Blend Organic Coffee. Let's see if he can tell the difference..."

"How's your coffee, sir?"

"It tastes like ass!"

later
Tom

Hi,

OK, so if you've ever been to London in the past few years, there's a pleasant-voiced woman who warns you to "mind the gap" and other safety/location announcements.

Her name is Emma Clarke and on her website, she's got a set of spoof announcements. Short MP3 Downloads for you to enjoy.

Certainly my DJ/music mash-up friends might find some wonderful use for these things.

later
Tom

p.s. I believe she got into trouble with the London Underground for these....so, all the better, really.

Hi,

So I want someone to do a cover of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia", only instead of it being a fiddle contest, it's a theremin contest instead.

heh
Tom

...is how many of my different social circles will find it funny but for completely different reasons.

later
Tom

Hi,

Victorian steampunk?

Yeah, you should check this out.

later
Tom

Hi,

You're about to take a road trip.

You are driving from New York to Los Angeles.

You hope to take the back-ways and by-ways of America, so it's not a grinding slog over Interstate, it's a meandering road trip.

You need a driving companion. Your choices are any Sesame Street muppet.

Which Sesame Street muppet do you select to be your road trip buddy?

"Movin' right along..."
Tom

Dungeons and Dragons brings families closer together.

See you...Monday! On game night!
Tom

Sweetie!

We need to get this as a t-shirt!

For both of us!
Tom