All the cool kids are doing it...
Mar. 8th, 2006 12:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bluegargantuaHi,
You may be surprised to know that I'm a perspicacious observer of the Boston Polyamory scene and that I am often able to discern the hot, new trends among that crowd. Although my authority in this area is completely unrecognized, it cannot be denied because what if I'm just like Cassandra of Greek mythology?
So by now you're asking: "Tom, what's the hot, new trend in the Boston Poly scene? What hip, cool thing should we be doing if we want to be the center of attention and sour grapes gossip?"
Very simple: Start up a relationship with someone from Alabama.
I know, I know, you think Alabama you start hearing the banjos from Deliverance, but soon that redneck chic will be so very *very* in. Right now it's mostly non-natives who hope to get out from Alabama, but as the Poly Agenda program of "embrace and extend" kicks in, we'll be drawing in more and more native Alabamians. Yes, the South has a troubled past, but with a little positive reinforcement we can all once agian bask in some Southern Hospitality. Plus, those O'Hara accents will be all the rage this summer.
You heard it here first
Tom
You may be surprised to know that I'm a perspicacious observer of the Boston Polyamory scene and that I am often able to discern the hot, new trends among that crowd. Although my authority in this area is completely unrecognized, it cannot be denied because what if I'm just like Cassandra of Greek mythology?
So by now you're asking: "Tom, what's the hot, new trend in the Boston Poly scene? What hip, cool thing should we be doing if we want to be the center of attention and sour grapes gossip?"
Very simple: Start up a relationship with someone from Alabama.
I know, I know, you think Alabama you start hearing the banjos from Deliverance, but soon that redneck chic will be so very *very* in. Right now it's mostly non-natives who hope to get out from Alabama, but as the Poly Agenda program of "embrace and extend" kicks in, we'll be drawing in more and more native Alabamians. Yes, the South has a troubled past, but with a little positive reinforcement we can all once agian bask in some Southern Hospitality. Plus, those O'Hara accents will be all the rage this summer.
You heard it here first
Tom
