An Ode...

[bluegargantua]

asciikitty is a Goddess.
And I know I've said that before
But it was true back then
And it's true now.

For lo, I was asked to move my car
That they might plow.
And lo, I took to the driveway without thought
Or heed.
And lo, I went out the door without cell phone
Or car keys
Or housekeys.
Which fact I only realized when the door had locked behind me.
And lo, I was low.

And after some frantic calls to lesser deities.
(my mom and her aunt)
I did discover her cell phone number
(For why would I need remember it when it is in my cell phone --
Which I always have with me?).
And I placed the call.
And told her my predicament.

And asciikitty, as mentioned earlier,
Was a Goddess.
For she left the house of her boyfriend and
She drove all the way out from the Ville of Sommer,
Over barely plowed highways
To gift me with the key that would open the door
And give me a place to sleep tonight.

And so, asciikitty is a Goddess.
And the Bestest Babeo Ever.
And I would gift her with a cookie,
But she's not big on that
So maybe I'll get her sushi instead.


Thanks, sweetie
Tom