Just to note...
Oct. 20th, 2005 05:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bluegargantuaI have a stuffed Cthulhu doll. This isn't the plush Cthulhu you get down at the stores, this is a hand-made stuffed Cthulhu that was made one at a time by this woman in the Midwest somewhere. I ordered a bunch for my college sci-fi group many years ago and it took months to get them all in.
Mine is blue paisely. It has evil eyes that follow you around.
I also got one for my nephew.
I have a lap top. It is how I get on this here Intarweb. Being a laptop, it gets warm after some use. It sits on a low chest next to my bed.
The cat likes warm things. It likes to sit on them. It likes to sit on my laptop. This is no good.
"Shoo! Cat! Shoo!"
But the cat, her English is not so good and she merely stares at me.
It is then that I hit upon an idea. If I put the Cthulhu doll down on the laptop, the cat cannot rest upon dread Cthulhu's non-Euclidan topology.
So my laptop is now the basalt slab upon which dread Cthulhu lies.
Ia! Ia!
Tom
Mine is blue paisely. It has evil eyes that follow you around.
I also got one for my nephew.
I have a lap top. It is how I get on this here Intarweb. Being a laptop, it gets warm after some use. It sits on a low chest next to my bed.
The cat likes warm things. It likes to sit on them. It likes to sit on my laptop. This is no good.
"Shoo! Cat! Shoo!"
But the cat, her English is not so good and she merely stares at me.
It is then that I hit upon an idea. If I put the Cthulhu doll down on the laptop, the cat cannot rest upon dread Cthulhu's non-Euclidan topology.
So my laptop is now the basalt slab upon which dread Cthulhu lies.
Ia! Ia!
Tom
