Esprit de urinale

[bluegargantua]

Hey,

So I'm standing at a urinal the other day, doing my thing, when a stranger pulls up to the spot next to me, gets his business underway and then says to me "You only rent, you never buy".

Friends -- I'm engaged in serious, meditative, business. Please, even if you're a friend of mine, don't chat with me at such a moment. And if you don't know me at all? Seriously.

Plus, really kinda the oldest bathroom one-liner ever.

But I give the socially appropriate "heh" and we finish up. He's done first, says, "have a good one" and leaves. It's like the guy doesn't have the first clue about how to use a public restroom.

However, later that night, I realize there was a super-appropriate come-back to his first remark which I shall now share with you here:

"You never buy, you're always renting."
"And the worst part is that you never get your security deposit back."

Your Welcome
Tom

Comments

[kcatalyst.livejournal.com]

Holy moly, I'd like to see the IRB justification on that one.

[catling.livejournal.com]

RIGHT? My prof says this was conducted in Sweden where they are apparently more laid back about such things. I can't imagine.