Life's Little Victories
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bluegargantuaHi,
Went out to the vending machine to get a little treat.
Put in my dollar and selected the Twix.
*whirr-whirr-whirr* stop.
The Twix still hangs perilously in the rack.
"Tarnation! Denied my chocolate-caramel wrapped cookie treat!"
*bang!*
*ka-thunk!*
"Huzzah! My pugilistic assault has dislodged the desired confectionery!"
*ka-thunk!*
"What ho! A second Twix bar has fallen from the rack! I am doubled in candy riches!"
Capital!
Tom
Went out to the vending machine to get a little treat.
Put in my dollar and selected the Twix.
*whirr-whirr-whirr* stop.
The Twix still hangs perilously in the rack.
"Tarnation! Denied my chocolate-caramel wrapped cookie treat!"
*bang!*
*ka-thunk!*
"Huzzah! My pugilistic assault has dislodged the desired confectionery!"
*ka-thunk!*
"What ho! A second Twix bar has fallen from the rack! I am doubled in candy riches!"
Capital!
Tom
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