Dear Inner Six-Year Old...

[bluegargantua]

Good call on the cookies.

I don't want broccoli
I don't Lima beans
I don't whole wheat bread
I want a cookie as big as my head.

Cheese from a can is good
That's what I call action food
But I digress, let it be said
I want a cookie as big as my head.

A cookie as big as my head
A cookie as big as my head
I promise not to eat it in bed
I want a cookie as big as my head.

By the way, my cookie policy is
Chocolate chip only.
Raisins and oatmeal sounds like cereal
I already had breakfast don't I look healthy?

I'll trade you magic words
Please with a cherry on top
Maybe you'd like some sprinkles instead
Or a cookie as big as your head.

A cookie as big as my head
A cookie as big as my head
Don't I look a little underfed
I want a cookie as big as my head.

By the way, my cookie policy is
I'm a chocolate chip girl
Pecans and walnuts, is winter coming
Are you trying to tell my I look like a squirrel?

I want a cookie as big as my head
A cookie as big as my head
Gimme one and I'll make your bed
I want a cookie as big as my head.

I want a cookie as big as my head.
I want a cookie as big as my head.

-- "Cookie as Big as My Head" by Lunch Money