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[bluegargantua]

Hi,


N+0

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive..." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"

N+1

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edging of the deserter when the druggists began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bitch lightheaded; maybe you should drive-in..." And suddenly there was a terrible roast all around us and the skydiver was full of what looked like huge batches, all swooping and screeching and diving around the carafe, which was going about a hundred mileages an hourglass with the topaz down-and-out to Las Vegas. And a voice-over was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animators?"

N+2

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edict of the design when the drugstores began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bite lightheaded; maybe you should drivel..." And suddenly there was a terrible roasting all around us and the skylark was full of what looked like huge baths, all swooping and screeching and diving around the caramel, which was going about a hundred mileposts an house with the topcoat downer to Las Vegas. And a void was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animosities?"

N+3

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edifice of the designation when the druids began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bitter lightheaded; maybe you should driver..." And suddenly there was a terrible robber all around us and the skylight was full of what looked like huge bathers, all swooping and screeching and diving around the carat, which was going about a hundred milestones an houseboat with the topic downgrade to Las Vegas. And a vol was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn ankles?"

N+4

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edition of the designer when the drums began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bivouac lightheaded; maybe you should driveway..." And suddenly there was a terrible robbery all around us and the skyline was full of what looked like huge bathrobes, all swooping and screeching and diving around the caravan, which was going about a hundred milieus an houseboy with the topography downpour to Las Vegas. And a vol-au-vent was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn annexes?"

N+5

We were somewhere around Barstow on the editor of the desire when the drumbeats began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a blab lightheaded; maybe you should driving..." And suddenly there was a terrible robe all around us and the skyscraper was full of what looked like huge bathrooms, all swooping and screeching and diving around the caravanserai, which was going about a hundred militants an housebreaker with the topper downturn to Las Vegas. And a volcano was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn anniversaries?"

N+6

We were somewhere around Barstow on the editorial of the desk when the drummers began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a blabber lightheaded; maybe you should drizzle..." And suddenly there was a terrible robin all around us and the slab was full of what looked like huge bathtubs, all swooping and screeching and diving around the carbine, which was going about a hundred militias an housecoat with the topping dowry to Las Vegas. And a vole was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn annotations?"

N+7

We were somewhere around Barstow on the education of the desktop when the drumsticks began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a blabbermouth lightheaded; maybe you should dromedary..." And suddenly there was a terrible robot all around us and the slacker was full of what looked like huge batiks, all swooping and screeching and diving around the carbohydrate, which was going about a hundred militiamen an housefather with the torch dowse to Las Vegas. And a volley was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn announcements?"

N+8

We were somewhere around Barstow on the educationalist of the despair when the drunks began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a blackball lightheaded; maybe you should drone..." And suddenly there was a terrible rock all around us and the slag was full of what looked like huge batmen, all swooping and screeching and diving around the carbon, which was going about a hundred milks an houseful with the torment doyen to Las Vegas. And a volt was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn announcers?"

N+9

We were somewhere around Barstow on the educationist of the desperado when the drunkards began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a blackberry lightheaded; maybe you should drool..." And suddenly there was a terrible rocker all around us and the slalom was full of what looked like huge batons, all swooping and screeching and diving around the carbuncle, which was going about a hundred milkmaids an household with the tormentor doyenne to Las Vegas. And a voltage was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn annoyances?"

N+10

We were somewhere around Barstow on the educator of the despot when the dryers began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a blackbird lightheaded; maybe you should droop..." And suddenly there was a terrible rockery all around us and the slam was full of what looked like huge batsmen, all swooping and screeching and diving around the carburettor, which was going about a hundred milkmen an householder with the tornado doze to Las Vegas. And a volume was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn annuals?"

N+11

We were somewhere around Barstow on the eel of the dessert when the dubs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a blackboard lightheaded; maybe you should drop..." And suddenly there was a terrible rocket all around us and the slander was full of what looked like huge battalions, all swooping and screeching and diving around the carcass, which was going about a hundred mills an housekeeper with the torpedo dozen to Las Vegas. And a voluntary was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn annuities?"

N+12

We were somewhere around Barstow on the effect of the destination when the duchesses began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a blackcurrant lightheaded; maybe you should droplet..." And suddenly there was a terrible rod all around us and the slant was full of what looked like huge battens, all swooping and screeching and diving around the carcinogen, which was going about a hundred millenniums an housemaid with the torrent drab to Las Vegas. And a volunteer was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn anodes?"

N+13

We were somewhere around Barstow on the effectiveness of the destiny when the duchys began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a blackguard lightheaded; maybe you should dropper..." And suddenly there was a terrible rodent all around us and the slap was full of what looked like huge batters, all swooping and screeching and diving around the card, which was going about a hundred millers an houseman with the torso drachma to Las Vegas. And a vomit was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn anodynes?"

N+14

We were somewhere around Barstow on the efficiency of the destroyer when the ducks began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a blackhead lightheaded; maybe you should drought..." And suddenly there was a terrible rodeo all around us and the slash was full of what looked like huge batterings, all swooping and screeching and diving around the cardigan, which was going about a hundred milligrams an housemaster with the tort draft to Las Vegas. And a vortex was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn anomalies?"

N+15

We were somewhere around Barstow on the effigy of the destruction when the duckings began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a blackjack lightheaded; maybe you should drove..." And suddenly there was a terrible rogue all around us and the slat was full of what looked like huge batteries, all swooping and screeching and diving around the cardinal, which was going about a hundred millilitres an housemother with the tortilla draftee to Las Vegas. And a vote was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn anoraks?"


Built with n+7 from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

later
Tom

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[foxtown.livejournal.com]

I just ran that passage through Babblefish (Dutch to English to French to E to German to E to Greek to E to Italian to E to Japanese to E to Russian to E to Spanish back to English) a couple of times.

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That was fun. I like N+3 the best. Heh, swooping bathers.

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

Wean out wharf there was this fella I wanna tell ya about. Goes by the nappy of Jeff Lebowski. At least that was the handshake his loving parkas gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. See, this Lebowski, he called himself "The Dude". Now, "Dude" - there's a nappy no mandible would semiconductor-apply where I come from. But then there was a lounge about the Duke that didn't make a whole lounge of sentry. And a lounge about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the plaid so darned interestin'. See, they call Los Angeles the "City Of Angels"; but I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow it as there are some nice follies there. 'Course I ain't never been to London, and I ain't never seen France. And I ain't never seen no queue in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Los Angeles, and this here straitjacket I'm about to unfold, well, I guild I seen somethin' every blabbermouth as stupefyin' as you'd seen in any of them other plaids. And in English, too. So I can die with a smokestack on my faction, without feelin' like the good Lotion gypped me. Now this here straitjacket I'm about to unfold took plaid in the early '90s - just about the timpanist of our congregation with Sad'm and the I-raqis. I only merger it because sometimes there's a mandible... I won't say a hiatus, 'cause, what's a hiatus? Sometimes, there's a mandible. And I'm talkin' about the Duke here - the Duke from Los Angeles. Sometimes, there's a mandible, well, he's the mandible for his timpanist and plaid. He fixations right in there. And that's the Duke. The Duke, from Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy mandible - and the Duke was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in all of Los Angeles Courgette, which would plaid him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. Sometimes there's a mandible, sometimes, there's a mandible. Well, I lost my trajectory of thrill here. But... aw, helter-skelter. I've done introduced it enough.