Deep Philosophical Questions

[bluegargantua]

Hi,

So you may have heard about TruckNutz (Mildly NSFW!) -- large plastic testicles you can hang off the hitch of your truck.

No, I don't know why either.

But it did make me wonder why there aren't TruckVaginas, though. I mean, if there are only males, how will you get more trucks? Are trucks without TruckNutz assumed to be female?

Gender is confusing...
Tom

Comments

[z-gryphon.livejournal.com]

It's not necessary to get a protruding plastic bit to equip one's truck so, though. One could just have it airbrushed by Georgia O'Keeffe. Or Maude Lebowski.

Also, we both know what your proposed product should really be called, don't we? But modesty forbids me (or, I suppose, to continue the original trademark's misspelling, forbidz me) spelling it out in print...

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

No, no, you're missing the point. The hint is that there's no TrucKock-- just Nutz hanging off of there. It's not that trucks have hidden penises slung up in their undercarriages-- the trucks ARE the penises. Now they just have comically tiny balls attached, emphasizing the mighty size of the owners' surrogate genitalia.

And thus, these trucks are used to hump SUVs. That's why the SUVs mostly have hatchbacks. (And are mostly driven by soccer moms.)

People who put TruckNutz on SUVs are filthy filthy perverts.

[bluegargantua]

See I sorta thought that the truck hitch was supposed to be the penis, although it could be the tail and the penis is just sheathed...

...you know what? I've already thought about this too much.
Tom

[mikecap.livejournal.com]

I think TruckTitz would be more appropos

[sben.livejournal.com]

As usual, Achewood goes there (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=01112006):

People obviously want to think that their cars can nail each other. That is a given. How well the business community addresses those needs is up to you and me. It’s an exciting time.