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Hey,

I just realized what they'll carve on my tombstone:

"...IN MY PANTS!"

I'm not sure how I feel about that. I'm partial to the epitaph: "He died as he lived: ON IMPACT!", but I stole that from dinosaur comics so probably not. Maybe it could be: "He died as he lived: a slut". I could live (die?) with that.

I mean, ideally, my tombstone won't have that second date filled in and I'll have it hanging in my spaceship as a reminder of how dumb we all were back when we had meat bodies and now I just cart it around because accelerating it to near lightspeed while I ride the circuitry is just how I show off how awesomely powerful I am, but that's probably not going to happen.

later
Tom
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