Novel new food product

[bluegargantua]

Hi,

Greatest new food idea ever:

The Schrodenberger -- it's the hamburger that leaves you famished after you eat it, or full before you take a bite! It does and does not come with cheese! Over 1 billion served -- maybe!

later
Tom

Comments

[anselm23.livejournal.com]

That's way better than the Schroedinger's catbox, in which it is impossible to tell whether the cat has pooped or not, peed or not, or otherwise made a mess or not.

[z-gryphon.livejournal.com]

Often confused with the Heisenburger, which comes with cheese or bacon, but never both, and automatically doesn't have whichever one you weren't specifically looking for.