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[bluegargantua]

Cripes...

Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

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Tom

Comments

[z-gryphon.livejournal.com]

HELLO MR GARGANTUA. I AM MR NGOMBE MBOGO, FORMER PRIME MINISTER OF DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF CONGO. I NEED YOUR MOST URGENT HELP IN MATTER OF EXTREME PERSONAL DELICACY. THERE IS NO RISK TO YOUR OWN PERSONAL PENIS.