The Stars are Right, baby...

[bluegargantua]

From Freewill Astrology:

Virgo Horoscope for week of March 1, 2007

In May 2005, while floating in a heated, heart-shaped swimming pool in Milan, Italy, Andrea Pedrani and Federica Di Venosa kissed underwater for 87 seconds. That's got to be a world record, right? If their mark is ever broken, I bet it will involve at least one Virgo and will happen in the next few weeks. By my reckoning, your tribe is in a phase when you're capable of peak performances in both the erotic arts and oceanic emotions; you're primed for transcendent acts of sensual pleasure and rich amusements in warm, watery depths.

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Now, I know I've got a lot of skeptical friends out there and I'm cool with that. All I'm saying is that now is the perfect time to try and debunk it. :)

later
Tom

Comments

[bonisagus.livejournal.com]

Speaking of which, I heard a rumor you were in Orgia. Is it true?

[bluegargantua]

You know how it's called Orgia ad Domus Lomaximus?

I'm Lomaximus.

Let the debauchery begin!
Tom

[bonisagus.livejournal.com]

I better bring the extra big pillows..."Shoals of Safety" indeed.

[bluegargantua]

There's a tall, proud lighthouse to guide you home...

Tom

[bonisagus.livejournal.com]

From the rumors I've heard, it's more like the Pharos of Alexandria. ;-*