In OKCupid we have no subtle. Only Potato.

Hey,

So it's gay season for my OKC profile. Gay guys checking it out, sending me messages, that sort of thing (it actually does seem to have a bit of cyclic flow from gay guys to bi/het women).

I've already gently turned down a very cute guy who was all of 21. "My wife would point and laugh", I said. Which is true, but also...21, cripes, why am I on this stage? why are those old ladies telling me I'm gonna be King of Scotland?

The one I got today is from someone closer to my own age and I feel compelled to post it here:

"I think we should have sex. The prospect of climbing your very tall frame excites me."

I can't fault the man for being upfront about what he wants. He certainly gets a polite response. Unless his profile is stellar though, I'm spreading myself too thin to do more than a one-off and those happen in particular circumstances which OKC does not qualify for.

later
Tom

In OKCupid we have no subtle. Only Potato.

Hey,

So it's gay season for my OKC profile. Gay guys checking it out, sending me messages, that sort of thing (it actually does seem to have a bit of cyclic flow from gay guys to bi/het women).

I've already gently turned down a very cute guy who was all of 21. "My wife would point and laugh", I said. Which is true, but also...21, cripes, why am I on this stage? why are those old ladies telling me I'm gonna be King of Scotland?

The one I got today is from someone closer to my own age and I feel compelled to post it here:

"I think we should have sex. The prospect of climbing your very tall frame excites me."

I can't fault the man for being upfront about what he wants. He certainly gets a polite response. Unless his profile is stellar though, I'm spreading myself too thin to do more than a one-off and those happen in particular circumstances which OKC does not qualify for.

later
Tom