Life! On Venus!

Hey,

So...I really love net.kooks. People with weird, whacky ideas -- especially when they build up their pet theories with this mosaic of detail that almost, but not quite makes sense.

Today, Mr. Brad Guth explains why he believes there's life on Venus. (Note: It's a geocities freebie site and may not always be available, but do check in now and again.)

And it's all really good stuff. What I really like is his rather acidic tone. Take this gem:

"Need I offer as to being so blunt; of your considering upon just one of the absolute least complex artificial looking items. In this instance, there's absolutely no such geological thing as any 1.5+km (if not nearly 2.5 km) long, perhaps 75+ meters wide and otherwise as flat as a freaking pancake bridge (most likely of some capable suspension format), that's hardly representative of that sort of item being of any natural bridge like attribute formation spanning any such a massive rille or canyon, at least not that's of anything but representative of being entirely artificial, as in man made, or perhaps in this instance it's more likely Venus ET lizard folk made, and this item is somewhat minor to other highly complex issues that equally have not otherwise been associated with any recorded natural geological formation."

Emphasis is mine. I just really like "flat as a freaking pancake bridge". Oh yeah, please note that the above paragraph is one sentence long. Pure gold.

"mmmm...freaking pancake bridge..."
Tom

Life! On Venus!

Hey,

So...I really love net.kooks. People with weird, whacky ideas -- especially when they build up their pet theories with this mosaic of detail that almost, but not quite makes sense.

Today, Mr. Brad Guth explains why he believes there's life on Venus. (Note: It's a geocities freebie site and may not always be available, but do check in now and again.)

And it's all really good stuff. What I really like is his rather acidic tone. Take this gem:

"Need I offer as to being so blunt; of your considering upon just one of the absolute least complex artificial looking items. In this instance, there's absolutely no such geological thing as any 1.5+km (if not nearly 2.5 km) long, perhaps 75+ meters wide and otherwise as flat as a freaking pancake bridge (most likely of some capable suspension format), that's hardly representative of that sort of item being of any natural bridge like attribute formation spanning any such a massive rille or canyon, at least not that's of anything but representative of being entirely artificial, as in man made, or perhaps in this instance it's more likely Venus ET lizard folk made, and this item is somewhat minor to other highly complex issues that equally have not otherwise been associated with any recorded natural geological formation."

Emphasis is mine. I just really like "flat as a freaking pancake bridge". Oh yeah, please note that the above paragraph is one sentence long. Pure gold.

"mmmm...freaking pancake bridge..."
Tom