Adventures at the Airport

[bluegargantua]

I'm a 6'6" guy wearing T-shirt and jean shorts.

Clearly, I've got tons of plastique strapped to my body.

I dunno, maybe I was the first rube of the day.

Anyway, they run the wand over me and it goes off at chest height.

"Do you have any..."
"Nipple piercing."
"ah, right then."

sheesh
Tom

Comments

[asciikitty.livejournal.com]

heh.

[woodwardiocom.livejournal.com]

[snicker]

-Have I told you my "Neo on the way to Origins" story?

[danaeris.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I've been lurking for a while, and I keep on almost commenting and then realizing that I haven't introduced myself, and it might be weird having the random comment from el random chick. So, Hi! We met when I was visiting Boston July 4th weekend. No need to friend me back unless you desire to do so; I'm far more prolific a journal-er than some would prefer having on their friends list, after all.

Anyway, have fun at GenCon! My coworker, pyat, is disappearing for it first thing tomorrow morning, which means I get to work from home. We both win. :)

[bluegargantua]

You're hardly random, dear.

Hi! Hope you're having fun!

later
Tom

[qedrakmar.livejournal.com]

"...cortex bomb."

[bonisagus.livejournal.com]

No that's the pins to the Eludian Q-38 space modulator puny humans..

[xinie.livejournal.com]

Really? I've never known anyone whose piercings went off at the airport! What gauge have you got in there?

What about one of those Harkonen heart plugs?

[cathijosephine.livejournal.com]

Yum!

[cathijosephine.livejournal.com]

Oops, I forgot I have an icon for exactly this subject!