I am the King of Pants!

[bluegargantua]

Hey,

So, after numerous "Hooray These Pants" episodes, I have finally secured new trouser-age.

Today I'm wearing my new cargo pants.

Y'know, I don't think I've ever had cargo pants before. Which is strange because they've got exactly what I look for in an article of clothing.

Pockets.

As far as I'm concerned, you just can't have enough pockets on clothing. I'm all for lots of pockets even though I keep very little in them. It's just enough to know that if I should ever need a place to put stuff, I've got the pockets for it. And you've got to have lots of pockets of varying sizes and shapes for all the potential stuff you could put in it.

Yup. Pockets. My Fashion Fetish.
Tom

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I agree with you about pockets. I know cargo pants especially look ridiculous on me, since I have bulbous enough without bulging pockets (especially now, at 6+ months pregnant), but I NEED pockets!

-xine

[mrpet.livejournal.com]

Well then,

I guess that leaves me with being "The King of No Pants" ;)

[bluegargantua]

Yes, but those kilts come with a wide array of pockets.

later
Tom

[purly.livejournal.com]

I love cargo pants but for some reason they aren't "professional" and they kinda make you look like a drug user.

[oldest-song.livejournal.com]

mmmmm pockets.

[bluegargantua]

Can we just take it as read that I mention that I appear to have a Yorkie bar in my pocket and even though the packaging sternly cautions me that "it's not for girls", I will be willing to courageously break the gender barrier and allow you to consume this chocolate treat if you would be willing to reach in and get it?

Thanks
Tom

[oldest-song.livejournal.com]

Teacher says I shouldn't go into strange mens' pockets.
But I sure like candy.

[bluegargantua]

*sigh*

And that's why I miss you.

Tom

[buxom-bey.livejournal.com]

You're so cute, but I do agree, pockets rule.

Nuff Sed

[fnoxib.livejournal.com]

What has he got in his pocketses?

[taura-g.livejournal.com]

Pockets, pockets, pockets, pockets... it such a funny fun word... Can I reach into your pocket? ;-)

[bluegargantua]

Yes. Yes you can.

Just, you know, be gentle...
Tom