Hm. Really about process of elimination rather than any strong preference.
Will Smith. I don't think I'd want to be married to him. He's a bit into himself and I dislike the limelight. I'd make the "worst dressed" category in People every damn year. He also wouldn't be too memorable for a roll in the hay. So, he will have to die.
Angelina. Not my idea of a partner in marriage. I'm not crazy about her carbon footprint. So, I guess I'd be forced to fuck her. Poor me.
Grover. This seems like process of elimination but it isn't. I wouldn't kill him. I mean, you'd have to be really screwed up to kill someone fuzzy and blue. I wouldn't fuck him. If you need reasons, see the previous reasons for not killing him. He has a nice temperament that I think would be good for me. He also seems to have a way with small children, which given my own small children, would be helpful. So, "I do", Grover. But...no sex. Ever.
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Date: 2009-04-16 02:58 pm (UTC)Will Smith. I don't think I'd want to be married to him. He's a bit into himself and I dislike the limelight. I'd make the "worst dressed" category in People every damn year. He also wouldn't be too memorable for a roll in the hay. So, he will have to die.
Angelina. Not my idea of a partner in marriage. I'm not crazy about her carbon footprint. So, I guess I'd be forced to fuck her. Poor me.
Grover. This seems like process of elimination but it isn't. I wouldn't kill him. I mean, you'd have to be really screwed up to kill someone fuzzy and blue. I wouldn't fuck him. If you need reasons, see the previous reasons for not killing him. He has a nice temperament that I think would be good for me. He also seems to have a way with small children, which given my own small children, would be helpful. So, "I do", Grover. But...no sex. Ever.