The Homophobic Cube

Hi,

So, kadath recently reviewed a book on the coming apocalypse by a first-rate crackpot (ancient astronauts, vast alien conspiracies, the works). Which got me thinking about the Internet's favorite crackpot, Gene Ray and his Time Cube.

Alas, Mr. Ray has finally slid off the rails into homophobia and anti-Semitism. In the latest ramblings (still at timecube.com), he mocks people for worshiping a "queer, dead jew". Obviously queers are wrong because:

"Mom and Dad OPPOSITES occur simultaneously with a baby birth - with a potential for creating opposite sexes - existing only as opposites & a zero value existence - that cancel to naught as an entity."

I'm not quite sure what's up with the Jew thing. Maybe they're part of the SINGULARITY BROTHERHOOD or something.

I also like his take on Genesis:

"Why do you worship such a stupid God? Do you really believe that your Jew God screwed a hole in the ground to create Adam and Eve out of dirt, at the same time that woman existed in the nation of NOD, Nation of Damsels from where Cain got wife? Adam and Eve were created at the same time, but sexless. A rib was removed from eve and a hole left to make a woman of her. The rib was stuck on Adam to make a man of him - and Eve is still trying to get her rib back."

I'd say that Mr. Ray's understanding of anatomy is a little off, but perhaps I'm just too ignorant to see our 4-SIDED CUBIC-OPPOSITE STRUCTURE.

Anyhoo...I really hope he gets some help soon...
Tom

The Homophobic Cube

Hi,

So, kadath recently reviewed a book on the coming apocalypse by a first-rate crackpot (ancient astronauts, vast alien conspiracies, the works). Which got me thinking about the Internet's favorite crackpot, Gene Ray and his Time Cube.

Alas, Mr. Ray has finally slid off the rails into homophobia and anti-Semitism. In the latest ramblings (still at timecube.com), he mocks people for worshiping a "queer, dead jew". Obviously queers are wrong because:

"Mom and Dad OPPOSITES occur simultaneously with a baby birth - with a potential for creating opposite sexes - existing only as opposites & a zero value existence - that cancel to naught as an entity."

I'm not quite sure what's up with the Jew thing. Maybe they're part of the SINGULARITY BROTHERHOOD or something.

I also like his take on Genesis:

"Why do you worship such a stupid God? Do you really believe that your Jew God screwed a hole in the ground to create Adam and Eve out of dirt, at the same time that woman existed in the nation of NOD, Nation of Damsels from where Cain got wife? Adam and Eve were created at the same time, but sexless. A rib was removed from eve and a hole left to make a woman of her. The rib was stuck on Adam to make a man of him - and Eve is still trying to get her rib back."

I'd say that Mr. Ray's understanding of anatomy is a little off, but perhaps I'm just too ignorant to see our 4-SIDED CUBIC-OPPOSITE STRUCTURE.

Anyhoo...I really hope he gets some help soon...
Tom