Lots of stuff.

One step closer to a dark dystopian future...

"The world's first brain prosthesis - an artificial hippocampus - is about to be tested in California. Unlike devices like cochlear implants, which merely stimulate brain activity, this silicon chip implant will perform the same processes as the damaged part of the brain it is replacing."

oooh...sign me up for hours and hours of that! Cyberpsychosis here I come!

In more mystical news...

FWA-Virgo:

"I mention this, Virgo, because although you won't have anything as dramatic as a [Near Death Expirence] in the coming weeks, you will most likely experience what amounts to a resurrection. You might consider having another astrological chart drawn up for the official moment of your relaunch."

hmmm...what's the first thing they do to newborns? That's right, spank 'em.

If I haven't mentioned lately, my new job duties here are incredibly tedious and boring. I liken it to a modern-day punishement of Sisyphus -- there's this large stack of papers, I take a chunk of it, order it, process it, and then turn to discover the stack has only gotten bigger.

Oh, and apparently Byran Adams has mystical powers. His music ended a woman's 7-year coma at a concert in Germany.

Yeah...I think I'll be needing that brain prosthetic sooner rather than later...

Tom

Lots of stuff.

One step closer to a dark dystopian future...

"The world's first brain prosthesis - an artificial hippocampus - is about to be tested in California. Unlike devices like cochlear implants, which merely stimulate brain activity, this silicon chip implant will perform the same processes as the damaged part of the brain it is replacing."

oooh...sign me up for hours and hours of that! Cyberpsychosis here I come!

In more mystical news...

FWA-Virgo:

"I mention this, Virgo, because although you won't have anything as dramatic as a [Near Death Expirence] in the coming weeks, you will most likely experience what amounts to a resurrection. You might consider having another astrological chart drawn up for the official moment of your relaunch."

hmmm...what's the first thing they do to newborns? That's right, spank 'em.

If I haven't mentioned lately, my new job duties here are incredibly tedious and boring. I liken it to a modern-day punishement of Sisyphus -- there's this large stack of papers, I take a chunk of it, order it, process it, and then turn to discover the stack has only gotten bigger.

Oh, and apparently Byran Adams has mystical powers. His music ended a woman's 7-year coma at a concert in Germany.

Yeah...I think I'll be needing that brain prosthetic sooner rather than later...

Tom