Not even the Japanese would bother with this

[bluegargantua]

Hi,

So you may be aware of a sex toy called the Fleshlight. If you don't know about these...you can either infer from context, or you can just remain blissfully ignorant (DO NOT GOOGLE IT AT WORK!).

I have just learned that thanks to the popularity of Avatar and the associated porn spoof, there is now an "Alien" Fleshlight that comes in Avatar blue with a mildly non-human exterior.

We are *this close* to a Na'avi Real Doll and the end of civilization as we know it...
Tom