In OKCupid we have no subtle. Only Potato.

[bluegargantua]

Hey,

So it's gay season for my OKC profile. Gay guys checking it out, sending me messages, that sort of thing (it actually does seem to have a bit of cyclic flow from gay guys to bi/het women).

I've already gently turned down a very cute guy who was all of 21. "My wife would point and laugh", I said. Which is true, but also...21, cripes, why am I on this stage? why are those old ladies telling me I'm gonna be King of Scotland?

The one I got today is from someone closer to my own age and I feel compelled to post it here:

"I think we should have sex. The prospect of climbing your very tall frame excites me."

I can't fault the man for being upfront about what he wants. He certainly gets a polite response. Unless his profile is stellar though, I'm spreading myself too thin to do more than a one-off and those happen in particular circumstances which OKC does not qualify for.

later
Tom

Comments

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Hee! He sounds like what my dear friend ravenstorm27 calls a "chihuahua boy!" These are tiny gay guys who like really tall guys, and you can imagine the leg humping and everything.

RS27, incidentally, is 7'2". :)

[bluegargantua]

he's 6'1" -- and I totally understand where he's coming from.

"I have to look up to see you!"
Tom

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

LOL! I get that too. :)

*SNERK*

[drwex]

I've noticed that the hits on my OKC profile do seem to cycle between men and women with very little intermixing.

[jenaflynn.livejournal.com]

Hrm, and I thought that I was the only one who had to climb you?
;)

[insegnante.livejournal.com]

Damn! I've been subtly throwing myself at you for years now wanting to climb the Bluegargantua of sexiness.

[doctor-toc.livejournal.com]

I knew chicks dig tall guys, but somehow it never occurred to me that guys would dig it too. I've led such a sheltered life :-)

Man, the prospect of dating again just fills me with dread. I'd rather just have sex. Is that too much to ask?