Luckily, this guy on the Internet can sell you some pills to fix that...

[bluegargantua]

Cripes...

Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

later
Tom

Comments

[sectionchild.livejournal.com]

I first read that as "Chicago" (not Congo) and I was extremely confused. I am still confused, but less so.

[insegnante.livejournal.com]

Apparently they haven't heard of genetics nor phenotypes so they need to blame someone for their shortcomings, can't live with this, gotta blame someone else.

See, the Congo is being programmed to think like corporate amerika.

[z-gryphon.livejournal.com]

HELLO MR GARGANTUA. I AM MR NGOMBE MBOGO, FORMER PRIME MINISTER OF DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF CONGO. I NEED YOUR MOST URGENT HELP IN MATTER OF EXTREME PERSONAL DELICACY. THERE IS NO RISK TO YOUR OWN PERSONAL PENIS.