Best Conversation of the Weekend

[bluegargantua]

"So honey, if we ever get married and settle down and have kids, is it OK if they get baptized?"

"HELL NO!"

"Well, see, my mom's threatened to baptize them herself in the kitchen sink if we don't do it."

"...."

This is going to be an interesting visit home...
Tom

Comments

[woodwardiocom.livejournal.com]

Women can't be ministers! It's in the bible!

-Well, if I pull in every favor my mother owes me, and play a few guilt cards, I might be able to get you a gay bishop instead.

[asciikitty.livejournal.com]

oh, would you?

that would so make everything perfect...

heh

[woodwardiocom.livejournal.com]

that would so make everything perfect...

-I live to serve (and stir up doctrinal dispute).