A Thanksgiving Ode

[bluegargantua]

Hi,

buxom_bey is a goddess.
And not for the reasons her LJ handle would suggest
(Although they are pretty damn ode-worthy)

No, buxom_bey is a goddess
Because she saw my post
The one about a cake made of pie
And she thought
"Huh, I bet as a goddess I could easily do that."

And as she was a goddess.
And she took a pecan pie
Put an apple pie on it
Put a pumpkin pie on that
Then slathered it with frosting.
And lo, she hath wrought a cake made of pie.

Then, being a generous and kind goddess
She offered me a slice.

Tongue cannot form the words
To describe how good it was
And though I am a Man
Like unto every Action Movie Hero you've ever seen
Still I wept like a baby
Tears of purest joy.

So buxom_bey is a goddess.
And I shall build her a temple.
Made of cake.
Made of pie.

finis
Tom