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bluegargantua) wrote2012-09-26 12:15 pm
bluegargantua) wrote2012-09-26 12:15 pm
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It's weird being a grown up
*picks up phone and dials bank*
"Hi, will you give me a shitload of money to go buy a car?"
"Metric or Imperial shitload?"
"Uh...Metric?"
"One moment..."
*hold music*
"Sir?"
"Yeah?"
"You're approved for a Metric shitload of money to go buy a car. Here's the rate and the monthly payments."
"Uh...good."
later
Tom
"Hi, will you give me a shitload of money to go buy a car?"
"Metric or Imperial shitload?"
"Uh...Metric?"
"One moment..."
*hold music*
"Sir?"
"Yeah?"
"You're approved for a Metric shitload of money to go buy a car. Here's the rate and the monthly payments."
"Uh...good."
later
Tom