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bluegargantua ([personal profile] bluegargantua) wrote2010-08-25 10:19 pm
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Attention Coffee Drinkers!

Hi,

Tired of drinking 600 cups of joe to get you going every day?

Perhaps you should try The Black Blood of the Earth! It's a cold steeped, triple vacuum extraction distillate of pure coffee essence. Estimates are that 100ml of this stuff is caffeine equivalent to a gallon of coffee.

so have just the one, eh?
Tom

[identity profile] sunspiral.livejournal.com 2010-08-26 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Be Afraid. It's notable that the first response to his post is from Warren Ellis.

[identity profile] sunspiral.livejournal.com 2010-08-26 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe I need to get some and make the world's deadliest Mocha Sorbet.