Attention Coffee Drinkers!

[bluegargantua]

Hi,

Tired of drinking 600 cups of joe to get you going every day?

Perhaps you should try The Black Blood of the Earth! It's a cold steeped, triple vacuum extraction distillate of pure coffee essence. Estimates are that 100ml of this stuff is caffeine equivalent to a gallon of coffee.

so have just the one, eh?
Tom

Comments

[harrison-ripps.livejournal.com]

I would not be able to trust myself with such a thing.

[bluegargantua]

You don't need it, I replaced your endocrine system with a caffeine system, remember?

"Six hours post surgery, subject exhibits babbling..."
Tom

[harrison-ripps.livejournal.com]

How can I forget? Whenever I get nervous, my skin smells of Kenyan AA and I can see through walls.