Well, it probably isn't as bad as SenZar...

[bluegargantua]

Hi,

Are you a gamer?

Want to see something really sad?

Sage Quest!

The list of "features" alone is like watching a train wreck, but then the "about the author" section kicks in and it's just the bleakest sense of hopelessness ever.

215 languages!
Tom

Comments

[mikecap.livejournal.com]

Can I play Thundarr in the world of the far future...?

[mikecap.livejournal.com]

Wow... took you decades to make that huh... *yawn*

[woodwardiocom.livejournal.com]

But I already have GURPS.

[bluegargantua]

Do you have 501 classes forming the 170 class trees?

Didn't think so...
Tom

[drwex]

Wait, this is *serious*?? I've seen this before and I thought it was a PARODY!

[bluegargantua]

They've got a listing in Games Trade magazine for pre-orders.

It's all too real...

Tom

[mrf-arch.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, that special brown pleather binding with the gold type... Nothing like a generic vanity press cover to improve a game book.

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

501 classes! Let's see, there's fighter, mage, thief... Fighter-mage. Fighter-thief. Thief-mage. Fighter-mage-thief? Uh.

SEVEN HUNDRED PAGES LONG? With all that crap in it? It's got to be just pages and pages of lists... I wish the sample pages were big enough to actually read...

[spiritseeker.livejournal.com]

Dare to dream. The world map made me so sad.

[phantom_wolfboy]

I can cap this. I can give you a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a tortilla, wrapped in an RPG, wrapped in soul-destroying horror of bad writing, available in a PDF. Do you dare to enter the Empire of Satanis?

Hi, you don't know me; I just blipped over from Shadesong's LJ.