Look, Ma, I'm a consumer

[bluegargantua]

Hee!

I have already purchased this item next week.


Bwak-bwak-bwak
Tom

Comments

[drwex]

Look Ma you're a time traveler! I can't otherwise fathom the verb tenses in "I have already purchased this item next week."

[imvfd.livejournal.com]

So, desiringsubject has been telling me for a while that the two of us should get together for a beer. Except, I'm not drinking at the moment and you don't like beer. But this commodity... well... we could call it a beer and could "drink" it in that metaphorical kind of way that some people would call "watching".