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bluegargantua ([personal profile] bluegargantua) wrote2005-11-10 10:23 pm
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With so many apologies to Shel Silverstein

For Sale

One fiance for sale!
One fiance for sale!
One maddening and wiseass fiance for sale!
I'm really not kidding,
So who'll start the bidding?
Do I hear a dollar?
A nickel?
A penny?
Oh, isn't there, isn't there, isn't there any
One kid who will buy this old fiance for sale,
This maddening and wiseass fiance for sale?

"We could give the cat a little computer hat to raise its intelligence so it knows why it can't sleep on the bed. Alternatively, we could shave the cat! Lather her all up and then *schwoop*! Naked cat!"
Tom

p.s. If it's not obvious, I'm the fiance up for sale....