With so many apologies to Shel Silverstein

[bluegargantua]

For Sale

One fiance for sale!
One fiance for sale!
One maddening and wiseass fiance for sale!
I'm really not kidding,
So who'll start the bidding?
Do I hear a dollar?
A nickel?
A penny?
Oh, isn't there, isn't there, isn't there any
One kid who will buy this old fiance for sale,
This maddening and wiseass fiance for sale?

"We could give the cat a little computer hat to raise its intelligence so it knows why it can't sleep on the bed. Alternatively, we could shave the cat! Lather her all up and then *schwoop*! Naked cat!"
Tom

p.s. If it's not obvious, I'm the fiance up for sale....

Comments

[redfishie.livejournal.com]

ah i see...

yeah i can see whyfor the selling.
why don't you just rent him out instead, much more profitable long term.

[taura-g.livejournal.com]

I could see that... I don't really need to own another, but renting one might be in the budget... ;-)

[asciikitty.livejournal.com]

hmmm... it's a possibilty... ;)